Often thought I might like a title ...

Mmmmm, decisions, decisions ???

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Venerable Lady Redness the Incomplete of Withering Glance Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

OR

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Venerable Lady Red the Corpulent of Piddletrenthide on the Carpet Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ... ;~)